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Activate the Robo-Harem… and bring me the WD-40!

January 11, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments


Nerds and geeks can breathe a sigh of relief: The world’s first life-size robotic girlfriend is finally here. 

Complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin, ROXXXY the sex robot was introduced to the world at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

"She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean," Douglas Hines, the president of ROXXXY manufacturer, TrueCompanion, told the AFP.  "She’s a companion.  She has a personality.  She hears you.  She listens to you.  She speaks.  She feels your touch.  She goes to sleep.  We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."


You know what I’m thinking???

Bi-pedal Robot Wars… in pudding!!!

Also, I’m now anticipating a new chapter in the Terminator series from the adult film industry!  This time, it’s the T-69 model that’s coming for John Connor… and it’s armed with a dance pole, a condom dispenser, and low self-esteem personality protocols!

… now if you’ll excuse me, I feel the need to go re-watch the first season of Battlestar Galactica again.  I need me some Boomer.  :P

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