Guilty Pleasure
The Tyne and Wear woman whose raucous lovemaking was described as "murder" and "unnatural" by neighbours has admitted breaching an ASBO ordering her to turn down the volume.
Caroline Cartwright, 48, was hauled before magistrates back in April for five breaches of a noise abatement order which required her to cut the decibels while making merry with husband Steve.
Wow… No word from Steve, apparently he’s pretty darn deaf by now.
The matter finally ended in Newcastle Crown Court, where Cartwright appealed the ASBO on the grounds she is "unable to control her vocalisation during lovemaking, and any attempt at restricting her behaviour is a breach of her human rights".
Recorder Jeremy Freedman disagreed, and said of the Cartwrights’ sexual performance: "It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration – this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time. It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night."
Ahh there we go… it’s a breach of her human rights. Too bad she wants to restrict the human right of her neighbors of kicking her ass in public.
